"Seinfeld" The Chinese Woman (TV Episode 1994) - Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer

Jerry Seinfeld : Well, it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers.

Kramer : Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.

Jerry Seinfeld : You went back to the Jockeys?

Kramer : Wrong again.

Jerry Seinfeld : [realizing] Oh, no.

Elaine Benes : What? What?

Jerry Seinfeld : Don't you see what's goin' on here? No boxers, no Jockeys...

[Elaine backs away from Kramer, disgusted]

Jerry Seinfeld : The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine... Kramer, say it isn't so.

Kramer : Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it.
Kramer : Hey, Jerry! Guess what! The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late!, She's laaate!
Jerry Seinfeld : Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years? Boy, I'm surprised, you've slept with a lot of women.

Kramer : A lot! You think maybe I'm... depleted?

Jerry Seinfeld : Well I'm sure you're not totally depleted.

Kramer : Yeah, but what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction

Jerry Seinfeld : So go to a fertility clinic, have your sperm count checked.

Kramer : Yeah, but then I'd have to... well, you know... into a cup in the middle of the day?

Elaine Benes : Does that conflict with your regular schedule?
Kramer : Boxers! How do you wear these things? Look at that, they're bagging up, they're rising here, and there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!
Kramer : I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer