- Jerry Seinfeld: Hold it. Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
- Newman: I love broccoli. It's good for you.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece.
- [Jerry opens container. Newman takes a piece]
- Newman: Gladly.
- [Newman spits it out]
- Newman: Vile weed!
- George Costanza: I got a date with the sales woman. She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on
- Jerry Seinfeld: Ah, too bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.
- Elaine Benes: It's the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog.
- J. Peterman: The horror... the horror.
- Jerry Seinfeld: And one other thing, I don't want Newman using my...
- [the toilet flushes and Newman comes out of Jerry's bathroom]
- Jerry Seinfeld: ...Oh no!
- Elaine Benes: You speak Burmese?
- J. Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place?
- Elaine Benes: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood
- J. Peterman: Are you an assassin?
- Elaine Benes: I work for your mail order catalog.
- J. Peterman: You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?
- Elaine Benes: Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here
- J. Peterman: I'd be happy to Elaine... but I will have to see this hat.
- Cosmo Kramer: It's the Chicken Roaster sign. It's right across from my window.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Can't you shut the shades?
- Cosmo Kramer: They *are* shut.
- Cosmo Kramer: What is that? Rogers' Chicken? Oh get that outta here.
- Newman: I don't know. The man makes a pretty strong bird.
- Cosmo Kramer: Well I'm boycotting it.
- [Kramer stares at the chicken and is intrigued]
- Cosmo Kramer: What is that, hickory?
- Newman: Yeah, it's the wood that makes it good.
- Elaine Benes: And I bought a whole new set of cookware and a WaterPik.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You use a WaterPik?
- Elaine Benes: Sure. WaterPik, floss, Plax, brush, Listerine.
- Jerry Seinfeld: So you go in the bathroom, eleven, you're in bed by what? two?
- Elaine Benes: At the latest.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [after Kramer pours tomato juice on his cereal] What are you doing? That's tomato juice!
- Cosmo Kramer: That looked like milk to me!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Seth, if you knew the meeting was so important, why did you go to lunch with me?
- Seth: We're old college buddies.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I only knew you through Moochie.
- Seth: Hey Jerry don't worry about it, the important thing is that we got to catch up. Mind if I grab the want ads?
- Cosmo Kramer: That was a close one.
- Newman: Why do we have to keep this a secret from Jerry?
- Cosmo Kramer: If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Rogers' chicken, I'm back there with the red menace.
- Ipswich: Good day Ms Benes, this is Roger Ipswich.
- Elaine Benes: Oh hey! How are things doing in accounting?
- Ipswich: Ms. Benes, I noticed you have been charging quite a bit of merchandise on the Peterman account.
- Elaine Benes: Well, I am the President.
- Ipswich: Yes, and we're all very impressed. Never the less the expense account is for business purposes only.
- Elaine Benes: Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they want?
- Ipswich: No.