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Jackie Chiles : So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah.
Jackie Chiles : Then what happened?
Cosmo Kramer : Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
Jackie Chiles : No top? She didn't have a top on?
Cosmo Kramer : No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
Jackie Chiles : Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
Cosmo Kramer : Oh yeah!
Jackie Chiles : So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
Cosmo Kramer : She was flouting.
Jackie Chiles : That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Cosmo Kramer : It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
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[last lines]
Jackie Chiles : You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove!
