- Jerry Seinfeld: Remember David Puddy?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, the face-painting auto mechanic. So she's dating him again, huh?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.
- George Costanza: Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
- Elaine Benes: What are you doing?
- David Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.
- Elaine Benes: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?
- David Puddy: Yeah, that's right. What's going on over there with you and uh, vegetable lasagna?
- Elaine Benes: This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me.
- Vegetable Lasagna: I can hear you.
- Cosmo Kramer: I think I cooked myself.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Look at your skin.
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, stick a fork in me, Jerry, I'm done.
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm fried.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Technically, your sautéed. So, what are you doing for that?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, I just gotta keep my skin moist so I don't dry out.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Is that what the doctor said?
- Cosmo Kramer: I read an article in Bon Appétit magazine
- Newman: Somebody's got something on the griddle. Maybe it's Kramer.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Nah, he's up on the roof getting some sun with the butter... Oh no!
- [He bolts out the door]
- Newman: [beaming] Butter?