Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Busboy (1991)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : [On the phone with George, Kramer's just walked in] Well, who told you to give him your business card?
[buzzer sounds, to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : That's Elaine.
[Kramer buzzes her in, Jerry turns back to the phone]
Jerry Seinfeld : It's Kramer. Hold on, I'll ask him
[to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : George wants to know when you want to go look for the cat again.
Kramer : It's been two weeks, it's up to the cat now.
Jerry Seinfeld : [to George] Kramer says, "It's up to the cat now."
[to Kramer, now relaying what George says]
Jerry Seinfeld : "It'll be on your conscience."
Kramer : Oh, how do you figure?
Jerry Seinfeld : [to George] "How do you figure?"
[to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : "Because you didn't close the door."
Kramer : Well, why was I in charge of closing the door?
Jerry Seinfeld : [to George, now annoyed by relaying the messages] "Why was he in charge of closing the door?"
[to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : Because you came in after him.
Kramer : So?
Jerry Seinfeld : [to George] "So?"
[to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : "So the last person in should close the door!"
Kramer : [Reaches for Jerry's phone] Here, let me talk to him.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, call him from your place!
[to George, as Kramer leaves]
Jerry Seinfeld : He's calling you right now. Okay!