Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Bookstore (1998)

Wayne Knight: Newman

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• Cosmo Kramer : [to Newman]  See, we should've gotten some collateral from him... Like his bag of cans, or... his other bag of cans.

  Newman : We gotta find that rickshaw. You check the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries, and smorgasbords.

  [Newman and Kramer both go to leave] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : To the Idiotmobile!

• Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, check this out. Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York? Well, we're gonna make it happen!

  Jerry : No, you're not.

  Cosmo Kramer : Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.

  Jerry : No, he doesn't.

  Newman : He's shipping us a rickshaw. It can't miss!

  Jerry : Yes, it can.

  Cosmo Kramer : We'll start out with one, and then when it catches on, we're gonna have a whole fleet.

  Newman : It's the romance of the Hansom Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

  Jerry : So, who's gonna pull this thing?

  Cosmo Kramer : [Perplexed, to Newman]  . Well, I just assumed you would.

  Newman : [to Kramer]  Yeah, but I thought...

  Cosmo Kramer : Di-di-di-di... No

  Jerry : My, isn't this an awkward moment.

  Cosmo Kramer : [Thinking]  What about the homeless?

  Newman : Can't we worry about them later?

  Cosmo Kramer : To pull the rickshaw.

  Newman : They do have an intimate knowledge of the streets...

  Cosmo Kramer : They're always just walking around the city. Why not just strap something to them?

  Jerry : Now, that's the first sensible idea I've heard all day.