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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, you got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Noooooo.
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Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry finds Kramer and Newman in his apartment] What is this?
Cosmo Kramer : We're making sausages!
Jerry Seinfeld : I thought you were going to watch a video.
Cosmo Kramer : An instructional video on how to make your own sausages!
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Cosmo Kramer : No, no. I'll catch you tonight. We'll do an all over kind of thing.
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Cosmo Kramer : You banks are all the same, with your hidden fees and your service charges! Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere!
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Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, I gave you my blood! Listen to your pulse!
[feels Jerry's wrist]
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!