Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Apartment (1991)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George : Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!

• George : For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!

• Jerry Seinfeld : You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect, I'm a much bigger idiot than you.

  George : Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

• George : I'd like to have a kid. Of course, you have to have a date first.

• George : For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!

  Roxanne : You're all winners!

  George : But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

• George : You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.

  Jerry : But I need the home bed advantage.

  George : Of course. We all do.