Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Abstinence (1996)

Derek Jeter: Derek Jeter

Quotes 

• George Costanza : Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

  [hits a home run] 

  George Costanza : It's not complicated.

  Derek Jeter : Now, who are you again?

  George Costanza : George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.

  [hits another home run] 

  Bernie Williams : Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

  George Costanza : Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?

  Derek Jeter : Hey, we won the World Series.

  George Costanza : [derisively]  In six games.

  [hits another home run]