Sealab 2021 (TV Series)
Feast of Alvis (2002)
Harry Goz: Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy
Quotes
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Captain Murphy : Alvis was the holiest man ever to slap iron! He killed for your sins!
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Sparks : How can you worship that guy? He killed a man!
Captain Murphy : Hey, only for revenge. "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!
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Captain Murphy : Oh Alvis! We were gonna have a festival for you, with ham and pomp!
Alvis : Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : Most religions think Alvis' love of liquor and guns and revenge was...
Debbie DuPree : Creepy.
Captain Murphy : Well, maybe most religions can hash it out in hell for all eternity.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Alvis'll smoke those bitches.
