Scrubs (TV Series)

My White Whale (2003)

Johnny Kastl: Doug

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : Doctor Murphy, how 'bout you start us off by describing the medical condition of your patient?

  Doug : He's got hypertrophic cardiomyopathy with severe secondary pulmonary hypertension.

  Dr. Kelso : [takes pulse]  Wrong, he's dead.

• Doug : Doctor Kelso, none of my patients have died today.

  Dr. Kelso : Really? Mr. Fergusson's corpse begs to differ.