Scrubs (TV Series)

My Unicorn (2004)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• The Janitor : [to the interviewer]  Hey, buddy. I need you to reconsider Blonde Doctor and I'm gonna tell you why. See, I'm the future Mr. Blonde Doctor? And I kinda need this to happened so that I can, uh- hey, over here. I need this to happen so that I can just hang around the house, and you know, bake bread or gab across the fence with neighbor Marge. Nice lady. Polish, I think. I'm not prejudice.

  Interviewer : What the hell are you talking about?

  The Janitor : Here's the thing: I need you to take this can of orange soda, turn, smile, and give Blonde Doctor a big thumbs up or I'm gonna take the same orange soda, follow you down to the parking lot and smash your head in with it.

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, I put interview guy in the lounge and told him that Elliot was with a patient. Now, how are we gonna fix this thing?

  The Janitor : You're okay. The guy wanted an orange soda, right? We bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, here's the plan: Jordan and I will take care of interview guy. Soft-Scrub, you can do whatever the hell you want.

  The Janitor : I will.