Scrubs (TV Series)

My Sex Buddy (2003)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

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Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs. Credin with the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord, what in thy most Holy Name have I done to offend thee so?

  Elliot : My brother Bradley and I used to always pretend that we were the Wonder Twins. He would always become "form of a dragon" and then I would want to be a dragon too, but he said I'd be something made of water, so I'd be like "shape of an ice dragon"! And then he would say that I was copying him and he'd breath on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still *so* awesome.

  Dr. Cox : That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really

  [x10] 

  Dr. Cox : , ree-heeely boring story. My God, Barbie! Don't you understand no one cares?

  Turk : I care.

  Dr. Cox : Correction: no one important cares.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating, walking on a hallway with Turk, approaching Elliot]  OK, just give her a casual nod. You don't wan't turk to know what's going on.

  Turk : [they walk past Elliot uneventfully]  Dude, you're totally hitting that!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : How do you do that?

  Turk : It's a gift. Now you remember what happened last time you two got together, right?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh relax, man. We're just having some fun.

  Turk : What, you guys are sex buddies or something?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [J.D. imagines a fanfare]  Fo'shizzle.

• Turk : I don't wanna get all Dr. Phil on you, but the last time I checked, women have a hard time separating sex from emotions. So, you may think you're just tappin' that right now, but pretty soon she's gonna be like, "J.D., I need you."

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Look, if it ever got that emotional, I'd break it off.

  Turk : Okay.

• Turk : What's up? This is about Elliot? Don't you want to hear my side of the story with your little sex buddy?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [JD pauses for the trumpet fanfare]  No.

  Turk : Come on, man, where's the love? Where's the--where's the loyalty? Where's the automatically siding with the person you care about the most?

  [J.D. looks at him] 

  Turk : Oh, my God, that's what you're doing, isn't it. Isn't it?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Turk shakes his head and goes back inside] 

  [Voice over] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Some realizations stop you in your tracks.