Scrubs (TV Series)

My Sex Buddy (2003)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs. Credin with the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord, what in thy most Holy Name have I done to offend thee so?

  Elliot : My brother Bradley and I used to always pretend that we were the Wonder Twins. He would always become "form of a dragon" and then I would want to be a dragon too, but he said I'd be something made of water, so I'd be like "shape of an ice dragon"! And then he would say that I was copying him and he'd breath on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still *so* awesome.

  Dr. Cox : That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really

  [x10] 

  Dr. Cox : , ree-heeely boring story. My God, Barbie! Don't you understand no one cares?

  Turk : I care.

  Dr. Cox : Correction: no one important cares.

• Dr. Cox : Oh, and, Barbie? Let's say word were to get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel goods? I'll make ya pay -- ya have no idea.

  [He leaves, snickering to himself] 

  Dr. Cox : Huge!

• Elliot : Dr. Cox. I just wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing by taking my patients off of my service.

  Dr. Cox : Noooo. What that yellow-bellied scalpel jock should have done was to go down to Surgery and schedule himself for an early morning add-a-pair-tomy. That way, if it took, he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

  Elliot : I just can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here, you know?

  Dr. Cox : Well, hell, Barbie... look at me. It's not like I've always been the centered, well-adjusted guy-smiley you see walking up and down the halls of this dump; I mean, stuff like that takes time. But, eventually, you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.

  Elliot : So, what do I do until then?

  Dr. Cox : You get your damn life in order.