Scrubs (TV Series)

My Screwup (2004)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• Ted : [Ted is shouting into a phone]  You wanna quit? Then quit! But you, sir, are a Worthless Peon! And you will always be a Worthless Peon!

  [Ted hangs up the phone and turns to Dr. Kelso] 

  Ted : Sir, you know my band? The Worthless Peons? Well, Chris from shipping and receiving wants to go solo. We lose him, we lose our sex appeal. He's the only one with hair. What do you think I should do?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Ted, you know my rule about personal problems. I'm not interested unless it involves my loved ones. Or possibly my wife.