Scrubs (TV Series)

My Screwup (2004)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

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Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : So how come you don't have to get all dressed up?

  Ben Sullivan : I *am* dressed up. Do you see any holes in these pants? No. I'm glad you made it. Listen... there's one more thing you have to do for me.

  Dr. Perry Cox : You can't keep me from getting drunk.

  Ben Sullivan : You have to forgive yourself for everything that went down the other day.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [chuckles]  You are so annoying.

  Ben Sullivan : Yeah...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Okay.

  Ben Sullivan : Good.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Now, where's your camera? Aren't you... aren't you gonna take some pictures?

  J.D. : [walks up]  Pictures of what?

  Dr. Perry Cox : You know, of crying babies covered in chocolate, people singing "Happy Birthday" to my son who have never even met him before... you know, the whole routine!

  J.D. : Where do you think we are?

  [Cox looks around. Ben has disappeared. The camera pans out and reveals they are in a graveyard, at Ben's funeral] 

• Dr. Cox : [to Ben]  Where's your camera? Aren't you gonna to take any pictures?

  J.D. : Pictures of what?

  Dr. Cox : [Turns to J.D]  Ya know, babies crying with cake all over their faces, people singing "Happy Birthday" to my son who they've never even met. The usual.

  J.D. : Where do you think we are?

  [Dr. Cox turns back and sees Ben isn't there] 

  J.D. : [Camera pans as they walk to reveal they are at a funeral. On the casket is a picture of Ben] 

• Jordan Sullivan : It's Jack's first birthday. I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids, and we need to figure out something great for the adults.

  Dr. Perry Cox : How 'bout a russian roulette booth, and, here's the kicker. We put bullets in all the chambers. That way, everybody wins.