Scrubs (TV Series)

My Sacrificial Clam (2002)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.

  Turk : What?

  Dr. Cox : Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.

  Turk : You should give speeches to teenage girls.

• J.D. : You knew I was scared. Why didn't you just tell me to go in there and deal with it?

  Dr. Cox : Well, gosh, Newbie, I don't know what it was about that day. Maybe I hadn't had enough sleep. Maybe my mind was on other things. Maybe I didn't have enough fiber in my diet, and I failed to do my morning business. I don't know what the hell it was, but the bottom line is I didn't feel like spelling it out for you. And I know, I know, you want your little speech, and that's fine because here it is: You're a doctor. You might get sick. Get over it.