Scrubs (TV Series)

My Rule of Thumb (2004)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

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• Dr. Christopher Turk : How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [excited]  Dr. Cox said he liked me?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : No, you're missing the point...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it, what inflection did he use, and had he been drinking? You know what, I don't care about the third one; sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Okay, look, I know Carla's gonna have her little pre-wedding panic attack, and what if she has her good ol' buddy Dr. Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am, huh? Then what?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.

• Dr. Cox : Look. Barry... Barry's a... he's a great guy.

  Turk : Yeah. I totally forgot the rule to the transplant list is no drinking, unless Cox says you're a great guy.

  Dr. Cox : Come on, pally, guy's been on the transplant list for three stinkin' years - this is a no-brainer.

  Turk : You're right. He's out.