Scrubs (TV Series)
My Roommates (2005)
Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan
Quotes
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Todd Quinlan : There's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd:
[removes robe to reveal his bananahammock]
Todd Quinlan : You gotta hammock up.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh... I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd Quinlan : No problem.
[opens wardrobe which is full of bananahammocks and takes one out]
Todd Quinlan : What are you, about a medium?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : ...Extra-medium.
Todd Quinlan : This'll work. And it'll look good, too.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [at Todd's apartment with his things] Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd Quinlan : [wearing a red and black silk robe] The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [awkwardly] Okay...
[turns around and sees a group picture on the wall behind him with Todd and some other men wearing flip flops and Speedos, presumably a male swim team]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh! Cool picture! Which one of those guys is you?
Todd Quinlan : Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd...
[removes his robe to reveal a skimpy fire-print banana hammock underneath]
Todd Quinlan : You gotta hammock up.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [uncomfortable] Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd Quinlan : No problem.
[he opens up a wardrobe full of banana hammocks and takes out a lime green one]
Todd Quinlan : What are you, about a medium?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [still uncomfortable] Extra medium.
Todd Quinlan : This'll work. And it'll look good, too.