Scrubs (TV Series)

My Roommates (2005)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Seeing Perry and Ron together]  This is pretty great! You two have been friends for a long time, and integrated friendship: white guy and black guy...

  Ron Laver : I believe the term is AFRICAN-AMERICAN!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [mumbles]  Turk lets me call him brown bear.

  Ron Laver : Who the hell is Turk?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [At the End of the episode] 

  [while hugging Turk] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm so happy to have my African American friend back.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, call me brown bear.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]  All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.

  [Out loud] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Carla, I totally understand you guys need your space, but with work and my financial situation, finding a new place is gonna be, minimum, two to four years.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Come on, Bambi. Aren't there any other married couples that want to live in a small apartment with a 29-year-old man?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]  She called me a man! Okay, time to play the best friend card.

  [Out loud] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk, I've always had your back and you always had mine. Are you sure you want to go through with this?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : It was my idea.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I banged your first girlfriend.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Chantal?

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Okay, you know what, I vote Elliot goes home! Because she's all up in our space, honey! She's in our space!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, why? Because I don't want to dish about other people behind their backs or smell your toe?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Or finger!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [Shrieking desperately]  All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!