Scrubs (TV Series)

My Roommates (2005)

Michael Boatman: Ron

Quotes 

• Ron Laver : It's good to see you, buddy.

  Dr. Perry Cox : It's great to see you, I'll tell you that.

  Ron Laver : Looks like we got ourselves in a walk and hug here. What say we...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, yeah... yeah...

  Ron Laver : [coughs]  So, look at you, Mr Big Time Doctor!

  Dr. Perry Cox : How about you, Mr Big Time... Big... I don't actually know what you do.

  Ron Laver : I've told you 100 times, I run mergers and acquisitions for a large private equity hedge fund... you've forgotten already...

  Dr. Perry Cox : No, no... you do hedge clipping for a big farm.

  Ron Laver : What?

  Dr. Perry Cox : You privately acquire hedgehogs... oh, come, on, you got a hog farm, give me a break. Tell me this, how's that super sexy mother of yours?

  Ron Laver : You know, your crush on my mom was cute where we were 14, but the woman's 85 now, you need to back off... or you ask her out to dinner: I'll have her pop in her "going out" teeth you can see if there's a real spark...

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Seeing Perry and Ron together]  This is pretty great! You two have been friends for a long time, and integrated friendship: white guy and black guy...

  Ron Laver : I believe the term is AFRICAN-AMERICAN!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [mumbles]  Turk lets me call him brown bear.

  Ron Laver : Who the hell is Turk?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [At the End of the episode] 

  [while hugging Turk] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm so happy to have my African American friend back.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, call me brown bear.