Scrubs (TV Series)

My Rite of Passage (2006)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

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Quotes 

• Janitor : [proving a point to JD]  Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.

  Dr. Kelso : [to Dr. Mickhead]  I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.

  [Mickhead fake-laughs at Dr. Kelso's pun] 

  Dr. Mickhead : [to Nurse Roberts]  I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-freud.

  [Nurse Roberts fake-laughs at Dr. Mickhead's pun] 

  Nurse Roberts : [to cafeteria worker]  I was going to be a doctor... But I didn't have the patience.

  [cafeteria worker fake-laughs at Nurse Roberts' pun] 

  Cafeteria Worker : [to homeless guy]  I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.

  [homeless guy fake-laughs at Cafeteria Worker's pun] 

  Homeless Guy : [to his dog]  You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was foul.

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay gang I'll meet you up in the radiology to talk about Mr. Keets' CAT-Scan. His tumor is getting you big it's starting to look like a three-mor.

  [the interns fake laugh] 

  Janitor : Not funny!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Have you been following me around all day dressed like an intern?

  Janitor : Yes. And you're a terrible teacher. I'm not prepared to operate on anyone.