Scrubs (TV Series)

My Old Man (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : You are, in fact, a perfectly healthy 26-year-old doctor who keeps crying about how horrible his father was.

  J.D. : Well, he did some considerable emotional damage, so...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Every one of our parents does considerable emotional damage. And from what I've heard, it just might be the best part of being a parent. Now if some guy ever does put a ring on your finger, and you're lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I'm sure you'll understand, but for now trust me when I tell you that I wouldn't care if today was the first time you ever even met your daddy. Because in reality... well, he could have done a much, much worse job. Okay?

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]  I think what surprised me the most is that I was actually surprised.