Scrubs (TV Series)

My Nickname (2001)

Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating]  Okay, the only way to avoid the high-five with Todd is not to say anything that he can connect to sex.

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : How you doin'?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [makes a side-to-side "so-so" motion with his hand] 

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Dude; that's totally how my car was rockin' when I took this girl out last night.

  [makes the same gesture but adds a squeaking sound effect] 

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Am I right?

  [throws his hand up] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Ahh, he earned it.

  [holds his hand out] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : *whack*