Scrubs (TV Series)

My New God (2006)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• J.D. : When is this joyous occasion?

  Dr. Cox : You're not invited.

  J.D. : Oh I see, family only everyone. That's how they're doing it.

  Carla : I'm going.

  Dr. Cox : Newbie, give me a break of course you're going! For the matter of fact, I'd like you to be the boy's godfather.

  J.D. : [whispering]  I... am... honored!

  Dr. Cox : [whispering]  I... am lying.

• Turk : I just don't understand why we can't have fun while making a baby.

  Carla : I am just so glad you have to hurt my feelings to have fun.

  Turk : I can't believe you! Wha - Calm down!

  Carla : Great, that's really nice for you. "Calm down"? I'm gonna kill you!

  Turk : [to God]  You hear that? She's gonna kill me! Get her.

  Elliot : Okay, look, you two stop fighting or I will turn this church around.

• Turk : Honey, I need to feel the heat! I need at least thirty minutes of foreplay - then, and only then, can I be fully ready... to make love to you.

  Carla : Tyra Banks.

  Turk : [Hips thrusting]  Uhhn.

  Carla : There. You're ready.

• Carla : I paged you an hour ago!

  Turk : I was in surgery.

  Carla : Is that doughnut glaze on your cheek?

  Turk : Guess we're not having sex, huh?

  Carla : Oh, ho, ho, no. We're having sex. Get in there.

  Turk : Wait, baby... I'm too full.