Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Coat (2002)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• J.D. : Ted, you... seem different.

  Ted : I bought some relaxation tapes... . They're working.

  J.D. : A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.

  Ted : [Ted leaps from his chair and shuts off his relaxing music]  Oh, God, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it? Do you have it on you?

  [gasps] 

  Ted : You're disgusting!

  J.D. : No, I-I just gave him I.V. Imipenem.

  Ted : Kelso's gonna blame me. Just... get rid of the nose!

  J.D. : Ted, I don't--I don't have the nose. Maybe you should just calm down.

  Ted : [berserk]  Maybe YOU should calm down!

  J.D. : [meekly]  My bad.

• Ted : Is my birthday.

  J.D. : What?

  Ted : Nothing

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Good God Ted, you couldn't scare a child!

  Ted : Who would want to?