Scrubs (TV Series)

My Moment of Un-Truth (2004)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Reid, why are you using standard macrolides to treat your patient instead of Clo-Veritol?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Uhm... ehm...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh! Clo-Veritol is a drug? No, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they've gone ahead and sent you on.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I'll have you note that I do not authorize any drug for this hospital that I haven't personally researched.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : What did the research for Clo-Veritol say, sir?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : ..."When life's not fair... at all... use Clo-Veritol".

  [leaves. Elliot smiles satisfied] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Check out Barbie boo-hottie slamming Big Bob... that a girl!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I have spent the last three years in this hospital getting pushed around because I'm little Barbie from Connecticut. But there's a new toy in town and her name is Bitch-Slap Barbie... from... Connecticut...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Still, let's remember that you can't even drive the doctor-car without big daddy sitting right there besides you, because you went ahead and accidentally gave the patient over in bed 4 macrolides and opiates, two medications that, I guarantee you, are gonna make her nauseous.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [scoffs]  My patient is fine, and I don't need you...

  [sound of the patient vomiting] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : I roughly think that would be the faint sound of your patient vomiting; you may be having trouble hearing it over the much louder sound of me being right yet again. Ooooh...

  [Elliot leaves; Cox looks over himself and sighs] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : God! My brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me.