Scrubs (TV Series)

My Missed Perception (2006)

Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Where's the donut truck? I was paged there was a donut track out here!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I got paged there was a handbag sample sale!

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Where's the booby-touching booth?

  J.D. : It's weird. It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most in the world.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [arriving running, watching J.D]  Hey! You're not getting your ass kicked!

  Dr. Kelso : Hold the phone... look! Bleachers! Ladder! Bucket of combs! She's trying to take the picture! Scatter!

  [everybody runs away] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [standing on the top of a ladder]  Nobody move! Laverne, door!

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : [standing on the threshold of the hospital's entrance, holding a broom]  Nobody's getting past here, baby!