Scrubs (TV Series)

My Malpractical Decision (2004)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

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Quotes 

• Doug Murphy : How long do I have to stay up there?

  The Janitor : Just until I finish pretending to read the newspaper. Hm, apparently there was some sort of election held recently.

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : [to the Janitor]  Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : How'd you get my cell phone number?

  The Janitor : Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You better stop messing with my husband.

  The Janitor : You better tell him to stop messing with my walls.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [side-eyes Turk]  You did this?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, you know you're my world.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : I'm out.

  [walks away] 

  The Janitor : I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts.