Scrubs (TV Series)
My Lucky Charm (2005)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Carla, I'm so bummed. I can't go see the Chamber Orchestra tonight, I totally forgot I have my Cantonese class. And I would totally call and cancel but the only thing I know how to say is "I'm allergic to peanuts."
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, Elliot, I was really looking forward to this.
The Janitor : Really? About five seconds ago you were all giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why would you do that to me?
The Janitor : New thing. I'm busting chops.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [laughs defensively]
Dr. Elliot Reid : So, you just forgot we even had plans?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : What's the big deal? You were flaking on them anyway.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class.
The Janitor : But do you? Do you really?
[Elliot makes a "What are you doing" face - Janitor shrugs]
The Janitor : Busting chops.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Fine! Well at least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them!
[storms off down a corridor]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [shouting after her] Oh yeah? Well if I knew you were gonna flake on them, I would never have made plans to forget in the first place, because you...
Dr. Perry Cox : [has just walked in from the corridor Elliot left down] She's gone, Carla. It's over.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
Dr. Perry Cox : Deep sea fishing.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You hate fishing.
Dr. Perry Cox : Went with my buddies.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You don't have any buddies.
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh yeah? Well we landed a 200 pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego.
The Janitor : Interesting, because that's about 3,000 miles from the natural habitat of the white marlin. Hmm, well perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod!
Dr. Perry Cox : Why?
The Janitor : I'm busting chops today. You can ask anybody.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's true.
The Janitor : See?
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Turk : Heard you guys were fighting.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : We made up.
The Janitor : No they didn't. Chop-busting.
[dusts Turk's shoulder with a feather duster]
The Janitor : And Doc-dusting.
Turk : Well Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla.
Dr. Elliot Reid : My hand is stuck in this rats nest she calls hair.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr. Mickhead was wondering if you would cover his patient in 310? The guy was in some bar fight and has been unconscious since he got here. He was brought in by some brother from Ireland.
Turk : Do you mean an Irish brother or an Irish... bruthah?