Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Carla, I'm so bummed. I can't go see the Chamber Orchestra tonight, I totally forgot I have my Cantonese class. And I would totally call and cancel but the only thing I know how to say is "I'm allergic to peanuts."

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, Elliot, I was really looking forward to this.

  The Janitor : Really? About five seconds ago you were all giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why would you do that to me?

  The Janitor : New thing. I'm busting chops.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [laughs defensively] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : So, you just forgot we even had plans?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : What's the big deal? You were flaking on them anyway.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class.

  The Janitor : But do you? Do you really?

  [Elliot makes a "What are you doing" face - Janitor shrugs] 

  The Janitor : Busting chops.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Fine! Well at least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them!

  [storms off down a corridor] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [shouting after her]  Oh yeah? Well if I knew you were gonna flake on them, I would never have made plans to forget in the first place, because you...

  Dr. Perry Cox : [has just walked in from the corridor Elliot left down]  She's gone, Carla. It's over.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Where the hell have you been for the last few days?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Deep sea fishing.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You hate fishing.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Went with my buddies.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You don't have any buddies.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh yeah? Well we landed a 200 pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego.

  The Janitor : Interesting, because that's about 3,000 miles from the natural habitat of the white marlin. Hmm, well perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod!

  Dr. Perry Cox : Why?

  The Janitor : I'm busting chops today. You can ask anybody.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's true.

  The Janitor : See?

• Turk : Heard you guys were fighting.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : We made up.

  The Janitor : No they didn't. Chop-busting.

  [dusts Turk's shoulder with a feather duster] 

  The Janitor : And Doc-dusting.

  Turk : Well Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : My hand is stuck in this rats nest she calls hair.

• The Janitor : I have just one serious and, hopefully, chop-busting question.