Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lips Are Sealed (2005)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Jack just - He just fell off of the jungle gym.

  Jordan : You're not careful enough with him!

  Dr. Cox : What about the time you had him and he brained himself on the coffee table?

  Jordan : That was an accident.

  Dr. Cox : Just a quick question. Why is it an accident when he's with you, but when Jack gets hurt on my time it's because I'm not careful enough?

  Jordan : Because, I -

  [long pause] 

  Dr. Cox : Oh dear God... you're speechless. I won! I won an argument! Jack, it's unprecedented.

  [He starts pushing the stroller away] 

  Dr. Cox : We'll be at the playground drinking beer. Oh God, we love beer!

• Dr. Cox : Jordan, this hospital is literally crawling with germs and disease and in all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie or if she was here visiting a sickie and she ran her sickie hands all over her sickie face.

  Jordan : I normally never let people touch him.

  Janitor : [Appearing out of the blue]  Oh really? Because these photographs would beg to differ. Old lady, kissing Jack. Teenage girl, hugging Jack. Homeless man, holding Jack.

  Dr. Cox : Jordan!

  Jordan : That's just Carl. He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax!

• Jordan : What's the matter with me? I mean, I don't think twice about people holding him, and yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking, kidnapping, drowning, silly putty, bad babysitters, pretty babysitters...

  Dr. Cox : Yeah, I pretty much freak out over staph infections, blood disease, mumps, measles, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and definitely all registered independents. So I think between us we've got everything covered.