Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lips Are Sealed (2005)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem?

  Mr. Gerst : I took some pills.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...

  Mr. Gerst : Man pills? The commercial says I should consult a physician if the condition persists for more than four hours.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : If what persists?

  [Mr. Gerst, who had a baseball cap on his lap stands up. The baseball cap doesn't fall to the ground] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh! Um... Let's just say you took uppers.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Poor Mr. Gerst. I wonder what that's like, to have an erection for nine hours.

  Todd : Ask me in twenty minutes.