Scrubs (TV Series)

My Last Chance (2004)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• J.D. : If you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung.

  Elliot : J.D...

  J.D. : So's your face.

  Elliot : That doesn't even make any sense.

  J.D. : 'So's your face' always makes sense.

  Carla : J.D., that's stupid.

  J.D. : So's your face! Man, I am on fire, hello.

• Elliot : [about Molly]  I can't believe she's leaving!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.

  Carla : Don't think you can drool all over her just because you rank me number one.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.

  [Carla gives him a dirty look] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You g--you gotta be single to be on the list.

  Elliot : You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?

  J.D. : Calm down, Twelve.

  Elliot : [to self]  Yes, top twenty!