Scrubs (TV Series)

My Last Chance (2004)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, now that I have adjusted your fuel valve, your scooter is going to fly!

  J.D. : Speaking of things that are fly, I made out with Molly last night. I know that was kind of a lame segue, but I've been with you all morning and you've yet to use the words "make" or "out."

• Dr. Molly Clock : J.D., you just don't have that edgy mean streak that I'm attracted to.

  J.D. : [J.D. shoves Turk off the wheelchair ramp as he's walking past]  You were saying?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk clamors back up]  Dude, what the hell?

  [J.D. leans down and whispers in his ear] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, that's what's up. Go about your business.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : [stranded by Carla]  Where were you?

  J.D. : I was treed by that coyote!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You got your phone?

  J.D. : [feebly pauses]  He took it.

• Elliot : [about Molly]  I can't believe she's leaving!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.

  Carla : Don't think you can drool all over her just because you rank me number one.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.

  [Carla gives him a dirty look] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You g--you gotta be single to be on the list.

  Elliot : You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?

  J.D. : Calm down, Twelve.

  Elliot : [to self]  Yes, top twenty!