Scrubs (TV Series)
My Last Chance (2004)
Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid
Quotes
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Elliot : Admit we're not even, or I'll make you pay.
J.D. : Heh, yeah, now that we're friends and there's no chance of us ever having sex again, there's really not a whole lot I
[air quotes]
J.D. : "need" from you, okay? So g'head and give it your best shot.
[hops on a passing gurney]
J.D. : Andele, Juan!
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J.D. : [coming out of a fantasy] You ever get the feeling our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?
Elliot : Oh, yeah. You know Mrs. Wilson back there? She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die.
[a body is wheeled through]
Elliot : Got me again, there, Mrs. Wilson!
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Elliot : [about Molly] I can't believe she's leaving!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.
Carla : Don't think you can drool all over her just because you rank me number one.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.
[Carla gives him a dirty look]
Dr. Christopher Turk : You g--you gotta be single to be on the list.
Elliot : You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?
J.D. : Calm down, Twelve.
Elliot : [to self] Yes, top twenty!