Scrubs (TV Series)

My Last Chance (2004)

Heather Graham: Dr. Molly Clock

Quotes 

• Dr. Molly Clock : Look, I'm sorry, but I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.

  J.D. : [Voice over]  Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.

  [Aloud] 

  J.D. : My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets, and no matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.

  [Voice over] 

  J.D. : At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

  [Aloud] 

  J.D. : Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

  Dr. Molly Clock : Wow.

  [She kisses him passionately] 

• Dr. Molly Clock : J.D., you just don't have that edgy mean streak that I'm attracted to.

  J.D. : [J.D. shoves Turk off the wheelchair ramp as he's walking past]  You were saying?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk clamors back up]  Dude, what the hell?

  [J.D. leans down and whispers in his ear] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, that's what's up. Go about your business.

• J.D. : [after making out]  Should we get out of here?

  Dr. Molly Clock : D'you think you can handle it?

  J.D. : No. But you won't know until after.