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J.D. : Look, Dr. Cox asked me to check in on you. I'm sorry I haven't been here until now.
Jordan : He asked you to check in on me?
J.D. : Yep. So... how ya doin'?
Jordan : Well, I've ruined everything. All he tried to do was take care of me and show me that he loved me, but, no, I had to drive him away because I don't like being vulnerable even when I'm normal, let alone with my ankles in stirrups and my coochie on display! So, now he's gone away for good, and I would really like to get this thing out of me so I can go home and kill myself.
J.D. : Well, you sound good.
Jordan : I was going to tell him the truth eventually, I just wanted to see if he was going to be with me because he wanted to, not because he had to. Do you know what I mean?
J.D. : [frowns] What are you talking about?
Jordan : It's his baby, stupid. Don't tell anyone.
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J.D. : Morning, Dr Kelso.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Dorian, how is it this whole hospital gets up in arms every time our M.R.I. machine misses a tumor, but every morning our lousy coffee machine spits out warm urine and nobody gives two hoots?
J.D. : We missed another tumor?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Who cares? Point is I have to go across the street to get coffee... piping hot coffee that puts a hop in your step and your ass in the john!
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J.D. : In medicine, you get used to seeing a lot of horrible things.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Morning, sport.
[J.D. looks up at Dr. Kelso, whose face is covered in red burns]
J.D. : [Thinking] Oh, my God! Do *not* say "splotchy."
[Out loud]
J.D. : Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.
