Scrubs (TV Series)

My Jiggly Ball (2006)

Michael Merton: Mr. Keck

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Mr. Keck! What do you say we get you into surgery and take care of that hernia!

  Mr. Keck : Ummm, I don't know if surgery is necessary. Last night I was in pain, so I went to a free clinic. The doctor there said surgery wasn't my only option.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Well, you're just gonna have to get him on the phone and tell him that I won't be second-opinioned by a clinic doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!

  [Holds his hand up to J.D] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Gimme some!

  J.D. : [High-fives him]  Here it is.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [in Free Clinic, on the phone with Mr Keck]  Yeah, I think I know this guy. Is he a cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him around and looking at him like he's in love?

  J.D. : [in in Mr Kecks room] 

  [to Turk] 

  J.D. : You would make a pretty girl.

  Mr. Keck : [Into phone]  Yeah.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [back in Free Clinic]  All right, now repeat after me...

  Mr. Keck : [to Turk]  "You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."

  Dr. Elliot Reid : And are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?

  Mr. Keck : [J.D. and Turk try to hold their giggles back] 

  [Into phone] 

  Mr. Keck : Yeah. Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what? No surgery.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [Grabbing the phone]  Who the hell is this?

  Free Clinic Patient : [into Phone]  Where are my shoelaces?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I said to tell him that he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive! Was that so hard?