Scrubs (TV Series)

My Interpretation (2003)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• J.D. : Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

  Janitor : When did you see my penis?

  J.D. : Last night when you were showering.

  Janitor : Where were you?

  J.D. : I was outside in the bushes.

  J.D. : [Janitor makes confused, sighing noise]  Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

  Janitor : What? Why?

  J.D. : Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

• J.D. : Look, uh... Janitor...

  [the Janitor rolls his eyes] 

  J.D. : ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

  Janitor : When did you see my penis?

  J.D. : Last night, when you were showering.

  Janitor : Where were you?

  J.D. : Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

  [the Janitor takes a second to process this answer] 

  Janitor : Uhhh...

  J.D. : Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!

  Janitor : What? Why?

  J.D. : Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!