Scrubs (TV Series)

My Interpretation (2003)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : So, what you're saying is that you have a problem that is *totally* your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem *my* problem. But here's the problem, Newbie: it's not my problem.

• Jordan Sullivan : All right... I'll see you at home in about an hour. Remember: keep him warm, support his head, check his diaper every 15 minutes, no bouncing around, no loud noise, no TV, no poking the soft spot... and Perry, you're the only one in my life that I actually have to say this to: do not yell at, demean, insult, criticize, humiliate or mock the baby.

  Dr. Perry Cox : What are you talking about?

  [the baby cries a little] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Waaa! And have you bothered to name this thing yet?

  Jordan Sullivan : I think I'm naming him after my father.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Tax Evader?

  Jordan Sullivan : Quinn.

  Dr. Perry Cox : How about a heterosexual name, like Jack?

  Jordan Sullivan : You're right, Percival: Quinn is a foofy name...