Scrubs (TV Series)

My Friend the Doctor (2003)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Todd : Oh, so he can call you "Smelliot" but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?

  Elliot : Not the same, Todd!

  Todd : HMPH!

• Dr. Kelso : Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present.

  Elliot : Ahh! When's her birthday?

  Dr. Kelso : I think it was last week.

  Elliot : Um... well, a scarf is always nice.

  Dr. Kelso : That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck.

• Elliot : Look, J.D., that was my patient; I was one step behind you, and you knew it. You stole my moment.

  J.D. : This isn't about moments, it's about saving lives. Elliot, when I put my pants on...

  Elliot : Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about your pants!