Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Step (2002)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

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Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : You kids can talk more about it tonight over the pharmaceutical dinner that you're going to help her put together.

  Dr. Cox : Don't do this to me, Bob!

  Julie Keaton : Do it to him, Bob!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : And Perry, we're going to need a big staff turn-out, so don't take "no" for an answer!

  Dr. Cox : You going, there, Chief?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, don't be frightened, sweetheart. No one's on trial, here -- at least not until the family sues your little behind.

  [Elliot laughs] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Sweetie, I'm not joking. But, should that happen, you may rest assured that the hospital will stand behind you one-hundred percent.

  Elliot : Thank you very much, sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Now, see, there I WAS joking. Try to keep up.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : So, Mr. Brooks is doing peachy, huh?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Peachy-keen.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Great. Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart. And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why? It's not because I have the name Johnny tattooed on my butt -- he's an old sailor buddy, and if you went through what we did, you'd understand.