Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fifteen Seconds (2003)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• [Dr. Kelso has punctured his eardrums] 

  Ted : There you are, you deaf bastard! I hate you so much, every time you utter my name, I wanna stick my fist all the way down your throat and watch you slowly choke on it!

  Dr. Kelso : Ted, I can hear now.

  Ted : [frightened]  Who's Ted?

• Dr. Christopher Turk : [Dr. Kelso follows behind Turk, who speaks to the other staffers] 

  [loud and chipper] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : All right, people, listen up: Dr. Kelso has ruptured both his eardrums. You could say whatever you want to him as long as you got a smile on your face! holla!

  Dr. Perry Cox : Bob! You stupid motherf--

  [garbled] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [Dr. Cox, Todd, and Carla all smile at Kelso, who only hears garbled sounds]  Thanks for the kind words, gang!