Scrubs (TV Series)
My Female Trouble (2004)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Carla : Girls! I want an explanation.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Fine. Turk, tell her our code.
Turk : If you haven't had sex in six months, you're not accountable for who you sleep with.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : [to Turk] You're diabetic?
Turk : Yes, I told you that.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I thought you were joking.
Turk : How is that funny?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, it's a very serious disease and I don't like you.
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Carla : JD, how could you do this to Turk? You two are so close that I occassionally have nightmares of running away together.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Where do we go?
Turk : One time we went to Aspen.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, I hope it was summer. I'm not that big a skier.
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Harvey Corman : Hey, there's no pie here. Oh my god! You two are going to kill me!
Carla : Nobody's going to kill you.
Turk : Hi, I'm Dr. Nobody.
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Neena Broderick : Morning. I'll see you at the deposition. I'll try not to spank your lawyer as hard as I spanked him last night.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Bye! FYI, there was no spanking last night, okay?
Carla : Really? Then this won't hurt then.
[spanks J.D]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Nope.
Turk : Hit him again, baby.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why?
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Neena Broderick : So should we start this deposition or do you boys want to just hand us a big bag of money?
Harvey Corman : Big bag of money.
Turk : You aren't gonna freeze up around her again, are you, Ted?
Ted Buckland : No chance. I'm drugged up. Plus, if I concentrate, I think I can control the excessive flop sweat I get the second she speaks.
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Turk : We should take a short recess.
Neena Broderick : Believe me, you're better off.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I agree.