Scrubs (TV Series)

My Drive By (2005)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Janitor : I know we haven't care of that whole asbestos thing from the '90s, and I know some toilets flush upward...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Get to the point. My battery power's running low.

  Janitor : The one thing that I'm proud of is that these floors are so clean you could eat off of 'em.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Why is that?

  Mother : [Flashback: A young Janitor sits on the floor in front of several little piles of food while his mother stands over him]  If you're going to throw food on the floor, you can just eat there from now on.

  Janitor : [Back to present]  Soup night was the worst.

• Janitor : You know what, even if this was the Rascal you were riding around, you can't prove anything. And it's no good to hide it from me, 'cause I got keys to everything. Except the third floor mental ward. Someone stole that one.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [a shaggy guy passes through, a gavel in his mouth like a pipe]  Was he smoking a gavel?

  Janitor : Seemed to be.