Scrubs (TV Series)

My Clean Break (2004)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk... we tried Giant Black Guy. Remember what happened? People ran.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Thinking]  With the long hours at a hospital, you don't have time to worry about your appearance.

  [a mousy, unkempt female doctor enters, stopping at the desk next to J.D] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Thinking]  It may sound sexist, but with the female doctors, it's slightly more noticeable.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Hey Janice. Is it windy out?

  Janice : No. Why do you always ask me that?

  [She walks off, offended] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Because I'm - I'm captain of m-m-my kite-flying team? The M-m-mighty Kites?