Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Why are you still antagonising him?
Dr. Perry Cox : I don't know. I can't stop.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I am warning you, you better come through for him.
Dr. Perry Cox : What do you want me to do, anyway?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Be more sensitive. Try giving him a hug.
Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie... you've met be before, yes? Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year, and nine months ago I hugged my son, so: you're gonna have to do it.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Um, you saw us before, we're still awkward from the break-up.
Dr. Perry Cox : Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won't have to deal with problems like this? Because I'm seriously considering taking that hit.
[as Elliot walks off]
Dr. Perry Cox : I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don't spoon, I'm not a spooner.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Say, Barbie, for a second there, I thought you were being a little bit cold, but then you really saved it with the "
[sigh]
Dr. Perry Cox : ... 'Kay."
Dr. Elliot Reid : What are you going to do, hide from him all day and then call him "Ginger"?
Dr. Perry Cox : No. It's Monday, which of course means it's Ethnic Day, so I'll be going with Rosalita, and besides, I have a plan.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Which is?
Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, unfortunately, the first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Sure
Dr. Perry Cox : I can't. My hands are tied by the first part
