Quotes
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Carla : Welcome to Turk's head. You look hot!
Dr. Clock : Wait a minute... you're not a lesbian.
Carla : I am in here.
Dr. Clock : Yeah... me too!
[they lean in to kiss]
J.D. : [waking up] Dammit! Molly, you're a shrink: why is it my daydreams always end right before the sexy part?
Dr. Clock : I don't know, maybe we should work on that... together.
[leans in to kiss him]
J.D. : [waking up] Dammit!
Turk : Dude! Relax!... and enjoy hot chocolate loooove.
[leans in to kiss him]
J.D. : Snap out of it! Abort! ABORT!
J.D. : [waking up] STOP IT! I DON'T HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!
Turk : Okay, we should go!
Carla : Yeah!
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Carla : Baby, what do you want for lunch today?
Turk : Baby, please, not in front of her.
Dr. Clock : Turk, why are you not comfortable around me?
Turk : You have the ability to get in people's heads. And I don't want you to take this negatively or anything like that, but that makes you a Devil Woman.
Dr. Clock : Please, I mean, who could imagine what it's like in your head?
