Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
The Substitute (1989)
Mario Lopez: A.C. Slater
Quotes
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Slater : Okay, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.
Zack : Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more lines from Romeo and Juliet.
Kelly : Oh, that's a good idea, Zack! Sorry, Slater.
Slater : What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?
Zack : Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.
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Tony Crane : [the class is rehearsing Shakespeare, Crane reads as Romeo] With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Kelly : [as Juliet] If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
Slater : Go kinsmen!